By Jackson Morris
Copyright © 2006, Seduction Insider, www.seductioninsider.com.
In the jungle "the call of the wild" could be anything from a gorilla spanking his chest with his mitts or even the bellow of a growl from an unseen panther.
How do you know if those are mating calls or calls of death? When it comes to females that distinction is made if she so much as even whispers the call of the wild…
"I am soooo drunk."
Instinctively men, especially collegiate age guys are fully aware of this mating call even if they are in the men's room at a concert and it is whispered down in the front row by some random girl, he will hear it. They will all hear it.
Getting girls to this point is not that easily done without help or influence. There are however ways to produce parties or drunken exposure situations that might entice them to drink. The two best things that go together are alcohol and sex in my opinion anyway so why not promote them both at the same time.
DOUBLE DOWN
If you are really serious about throwing a party to create the most ideal situation for getting laid with drunken girls, then pay attention. This party is ideal for making new friends, showing off your hosting and creative skills. You will also possibly create some girl on girl tension that could get into a three-way or even some freak college orgy.
You will need to first make a list of only your closest male friends. No posers, no weak wingmen, no attention hogs. You need "players", some real undercover or under the radar Romeos that know how to work a room alone or with a friend. This is important because a group of hard-ons with no social skills is the last thing you need to be dealing with or turning the girls off with.
Now get your team together and "throw a party". But this party has a premise. If at least 5 Romeos who can all invite at least 3 girls each you now have a manageable room with healthy competition. Word of mouth can RUIN a party so be careful to keep your team on a short leash. You now can sprinkle the room with at least two more guys to add some balance. When you invite the girls to the party tell them it is INVITE ONLY and that you will have three things there: Booze, games, and music. Chicks dig that.
RULE #1 - Any time there are more girls than guys at a party your odds are best.
The premise I mentioned earlier is GAMES! The games you will have are "card games" and believe it or not "spin the bottle". Yes, spin the bottle - either the "kiss" or "strip" kind. Many of you may not have ever played the strip version of spin the bottle, but there is no kissing and it is unbelievably random who will have to strip. The card games you will have set up are poker, like they have on TV. Have some "chips" to play with until you suggest "strip" poker. Sounds easy don't it, because it is.
GAME - MUSIC - BOOZE
Now that you know what games to have ready at your premeditated mating call party it is time to fill in the blanks. ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION must be monitored. Remember, "Too drunk too fast equals no ass for your ass". You are the host and so are your teammates. Make sure there is alcohol around and offer different things to the ones that are not drinking much - tell anyone concerned with driving you will get them a cab.
The reality is if they get that drunk, save your money and make them sleep on the floor - tell them you can't find your wallet. For the ones that are drinking back to back drinks, slow them down by getting them to dance. KEEP THE MUSIC ON AT ALL TIMES. When a female is dancing and drunk and slamming drinks, the mating call is probably around the corner.
Play the games earlier not later, if she is too drunk to play then she will be too drunk to get in the mood. Through the course of the party, some of the dead weight will drop off. Meaning that when the girls are out numbered some of the stuck up girls won't stick around and vie for attention - some bitches just hate competing. When they leave the real hardcore girls who stay and party are your targets.
GETTING HER ALONE
Once you hear the mating call you have to separate her from your team and her team as soon as possible. The best way to do that is show TRUST. If you try to take her to the bedroom right away she will see you coming and you won't be coming. When she is RIPE (perfectly combination of horny and drunk) ask her to GET SOME FRESH AIR.
This move is the first where she goes somewhere alone with you but still feels safe. Take your drinks with you to keep the flow up and then make a move.
If she rejects you then beat the bitch to death and hide the body in bushes - just kidding. If she rejects you then because you are outside NOBODY SAW YOU and you can go in and hit on a different chick.
If at any time during all of this she wants to use drugs like marijuana, be careful - you don't want her to fall asleep on you and spoil the moment. Sometimes recreation drug use is cool, but when you are both drunk and trying to get laid, DRUGS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND!
RULE #2 - If at any time she does not care about games or music or alcohol and wants to skip right to the mating call then grab a bottle and take her up to your room - on the way ask her, "Do you want any of our team mates to come with us?
