By Ray Jensen
Copyright © 2006, Seduction Insider, www.seductioninsider.com.
"If you were yogurt, would you be `fruit at
`the bottom` or `stirred`?"
BioDome, 1996
I don`t think there is one man on the planet who still thinks that a pick up line *by itself* will actually get a man laid. And if someone does think that pick up lines work that kind of magic, they`re on the wrong planet.
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive stranger in a low cut blouse and mini skirt. He says, "Did it hurt? ... When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"
She laughs. He smiles. Wow, he thinks, these pick up lines are working... A few seconds of silence go by... What do I say now?, he asks himself.
Suddenly nervous, he fumbles for some words, and, not knowing what to say next, has just made a jackass of himself. Embarrased, he turns his attention back to his drink...
For the untrained guy, this is where pick up lines will always fail...
The Curse of Pick Up Lines
WHAT DO YOU SAY NEXT?
So what do you say next? Let`s start with the basics.
Great pick up lines should accomplish one thing, and one thing only:
Break the ice, and get a good laugh.
The World`s Best Pick Up Line is any number of pick up lines that succeeds in breaking the ice with a good laugh.
From now on, every day for the rest of your life, think of good pick up lines as simple FUNNY ICE-BREAKERS. Compare yourself to a great comedian. Your goal is to step up to the microphone and say an opening `pick up line` right from the start that the audience will find funny.
More than anything, your pick up lines need to be UNIQUE. And, 99% of the time, also NON-SEXUAL. You don`t want to come across as a pervert.
Once you`ve gotten women laughing with your pick up lines, change the pace suddenly, to a more relaxed, confident conversation.
The impression you want to give her is that sure, you`ve got some wit to your game, but you`re not locked in comedian mode, like some men, who can become quickly annoying.
Pick Up Lines Have One Goal - Break The Ice
Summarizing what we`ve just talked about, you want to go from funny pick up lines that get women laughing, to a relaxed, confident conversation, that gets women talking with you.
You`ve just gone from pick up line to conversation that develops rapport, trust, and attraction in less than 60 seconds.
We`ve just revealed a secret of `expert` pick up artists. Do you see how easy it can be with the right training?
Conversation that leads to strong sexual attraction, is an easy art to master with study and practice. * Chapter Six, in the book, Dating Insider: The `Science` of Picking Up Women, reveals to men, "BE IN EVERY WORD."
This is probably the most powerful self-help phrase ever written for men on succeeding with women.
When it comes to pick up lines, you need to train yourself to BE IN EVERY WORD. Think in terms of a Hollywood actor.
`Be in every word` with stage presence, voice, and personality.
Follow The World`s Best Pick Up Line with relaxed conversation, and you now have the perfect combination.